I do not know what to tell you and that's is the problem. Every idea that crosses through my cranium seem like the perfect first blog but something just isn't right. Maybe it is me or maybe the ideas are just as half-baked as the left-side of my brain says they are. This is why I have decided to list all the blog topics I almost wrote about; that way both the right-side and the left-side of my conscience mind win (no word yet on how the sub-conscience feels about this.)
All the Blogs That Could have Been:
- The Nefarious Flamingo Mallets and Their Evil Plan to Ruin Everything: The stress that enveloped the three weeks of my life I spent attempting to create the flamingo mallets for my schools production of Alice in Wonderland.
Side Note: They didn't even use the flamingos.
- M is for Massachusetts: The eight months I, a young girl from the South, lived in Clinton, Massachusetts. This would have mostly a rant on how having your third-grade class inside the high-school is not as cool as it sounds and my belief that all the Renaissance men of Massachusetts live in the same town.
All the 'Super Universities' in Massachusetts are in Cambridge.
Expect Wellesley. Wellesley is a rebel.
- A Lifetime of Horrible First-Impressions: Enough Said.
'When I [Sam] met you [me], I [Sam] assumed that you [I] were complete moron.'
Apparently, the day we met, I spent the entire time blabbering about how my name and the letter 's' looked like you put Israel in a boggle shaker.
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I see what she meant.
- How Sensible Zombies Spend Their Saturdays or Sometimes the Cute Magician has a Girlfriend: On October 30th I went to the Arch to participate in 'Gateway to Sanity' (a satillite version of the 'Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear') with Sam.
Best Friend + Jon Stewart + Zombies + Crepe Named After a Naughty Politician +Magicians = An Awesome Saturday
This photo is really dorky.
And don't frett. If there is any almost-post that you really liked, let me know in the comments and it might become a real one in the near future. Bis Morgen!
